Sorry not a discourse on philosophy or a mental health issue, just a snippet about me.

At 39 I am older than Homer (Simpson).

Fortunately I have a great wife and two wonderful boys to keep me out of trouble.

I do study some Homer (not Simpson) and should probably be writing an essay instead of writing here.

When not working, studying or getting jumped on by my kids, I enjoy shooting people, commanding armies and exploring lost cities looking for gold, all from the comfort of my sofa (or swivel chair)

Apart from that just add, food, beer, wine, books and more books for a happy Jason.

(the scary part is that this is actually quite flattering as it was drawn 12 years ago)